The Incredible Edible Toilet Paper

Porter found the toilet paper. Oh, yes he did. Now, he tries to crawl in the bathroom at every chance he gets. He loves to spin the white roll of paper until it drapes over his feet and then he likes to put it in his mouth. Joe asked me if I was feeding him, and I said why should I when he gets all of his nutrition from toilet paper? I am just kidding though. He does get fruits and vegetables now and again.